Monday, March 30, 2009

Management Lessons :D

Pretty nice management lessons !!!

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. 'Listen', said the CEO, 'this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?'
'Certainly', said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
'Excellent, excellent!' said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. 'I just need one copy'.

Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

* * *

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window:
'I want to open a damn checking account'.

To which the astonished woman replies: 'I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
'Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.'
Having said this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: 'What seems to be the problem here?'
'There's no damn problem, sonny', the elderly man says. 'I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!'
'I see,' says the manager thoughtfully. 'And you're saying that this bitch here is giving you a hard time?'

Lesson II - If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything.

* * *

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, 'What kind of ese are you?'
Confused, the Japanese replied, 'Sorry but I don't understand what you mean'.
The American repeated, 'What kind of -ese are you?'
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, 'What kind of -ese are you.. Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc..?' The Japanese then replied, 'Oh, I am a Japanese.'
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, 'What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I?!' The Japanese said, 'Are you a Yankee, donkey, or a monkey?'

Lesson III - Never insult anyone

* * *

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, 'Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each.' So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. 'Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted 'I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. 'Pfufffff, and he was also gone. The boss calmly said, 'I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch.'

Lesson V - 'Always allow the bosses to speak first'




Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 4:36 AM

Management Lessons :D

Pretty nice management lessons !!!

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. 'Listen', said the CEO, 'this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?'
'Certainly', said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
'Excellent, excellent!' said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. 'I just need one copy'.

Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

* * *

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window:
'I want to open a damn checking account'.

To which the astonished woman replies: 'I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
'Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.'
Having said this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: 'What seems to be the problem here?'
'There's no damn problem, sonny', the elderly man says. 'I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!'
'I see,' says the manager thoughtfully. 'And you're saying that this bitch here is giving you a hard time?'

Lesson II - If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything.

* * *

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, 'What kind of ese are you?'
Confused, the Japanese replied, 'Sorry but I don't understand what you mean'.
The American repeated, 'What kind of -ese are you?'
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, 'What kind of -ese are you.. Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc..?' The Japanese then replied, 'Oh, I am a Japanese.'
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, 'What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I?!' The Japanese said, 'Are you a Yankee, donkey, or a monkey?'

Lesson III - Never insult anyone

* * *

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, 'Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each.' So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. 'Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted 'I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. 'Pfufffff, and he was also gone. The boss calmly said, 'I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch.'

Lesson V - 'Always allow the bosses to speak first'




Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 4:36 AM

Management Lessons :D

Pretty nice management lessons !!!

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. 'Listen', said the CEO, 'this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?'
'Certainly', said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
'Excellent, excellent!' said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. 'I just need one copy'.

Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

* * *

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window:
'I want to open a damn checking account'.

To which the astonished woman replies: 'I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
'Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.'
Having said this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: 'What seems to be the problem here?'
'There's no damn problem, sonny', the elderly man says. 'I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!'
'I see,' says the manager thoughtfully. 'And you're saying that this bitch here is giving you a hard time?'

Lesson II - If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything.

* * *

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, 'What kind of ese are you?'
Confused, the Japanese replied, 'Sorry but I don't understand what you mean'.
The American repeated, 'What kind of -ese are you?'
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, 'What kind of -ese are you.. Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc..?' The Japanese then replied, 'Oh, I am a Japanese.'
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, 'What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I?!' The Japanese said, 'Are you a Yankee, donkey, or a monkey?'

Lesson III - Never insult anyone

* * *

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, 'Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each.' So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. 'Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted 'I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. 'Pfufffff, and he was also gone. The boss calmly said, 'I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch.'

Lesson V - 'Always allow the bosses to speak first'




Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 4:36 AM

Management Lessons :D

Pretty nice management lessons !!!

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. 'Listen', said the CEO, 'this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?'
'Certainly', said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
'Excellent, excellent!' said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. 'I just need one copy'.

Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

* * *

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window:
'I want to open a damn checking account'.

To which the astonished woman replies: 'I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
'Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.'
Having said this, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: 'What seems to be the problem here?'
'There's no damn problem, sonny', the elderly man says. 'I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!'
'I see,' says the manager thoughtfully. 'And you're saying that this bitch here is giving you a hard time?'

Lesson II - If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything.

* * *

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, 'What kind of ese are you?'
Confused, the Japanese replied, 'Sorry but I don't understand what you mean'.
The American repeated, 'What kind of -ese are you?'
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, 'What kind of -ese are you.. Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc..?' The Japanese then replied, 'Oh, I am a Japanese.'
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, 'What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I?!' The Japanese said, 'Are you a Yankee, donkey, or a monkey?'

Lesson III - Never insult anyone

* * *

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, 'Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each.' So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. 'Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted 'I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. 'Pfufffff, and he was also gone. The boss calmly said, 'I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch.'

Lesson V - 'Always allow the bosses to speak first'




Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 4:36 AM

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Global Opinion Poll (GOP)

Last month, the UN performed a global opinion poll. The only asked one question, namely:

"Could you please tell us your honest opinion about the solution for the shortage of food in the rest of the world? "

The opinion poll failed tragically because:
* In Africa they didn't know what "food" was.
* In Eastern-Europe they didn't know what "honest" was.
* In Western-Europe they didn't know what "shortage" was.
* In China they didn't know what "opinion" was.
* In the Middle-East they didn't know what a "solution" was.
* In South-America they didn't know what "please" was.
* In the U.S. they didn't know what "the rest of the world" was.

This is food for thought xD



Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 8:00 AM

Global Opinion Poll (GOP)

Last month, the UN performed a global opinion poll. The only asked one question, namely:

"Could you please tell us your honest opinion about the solution for the shortage of food in the rest of the world? "

The opinion poll failed tragically because:
* In Africa they didn't know what "food" was.
* In Eastern-Europe they didn't know what "honest" was.
* In Western-Europe they didn't know what "shortage" was.
* In China they didn't know what "opinion" was.
* In the Middle-East they didn't know what a "solution" was.
* In South-America they didn't know what "please" was.
* In the U.S. they didn't know what "the rest of the world" was.

This is food for thought xD



Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 8:00 AM

Global Opinion Poll (GOP)

Last month, the UN performed a global opinion poll. The only asked one question, namely:

"Could you please tell us your honest opinion about the solution for the shortage of food in the rest of the world? "

The opinion poll failed tragically because:
* In Africa they didn't know what "food" was.
* In Eastern-Europe they didn't know what "honest" was.
* In Western-Europe they didn't know what "shortage" was.
* In China they didn't know what "opinion" was.
* In the Middle-East they didn't know what a "solution" was.
* In South-America they didn't know what "please" was.
* In the U.S. they didn't know what "the rest of the world" was.

This is food for thought xD



Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 8:00 AM

Global Opinion Poll (GOP)

Last month, the UN performed a global opinion poll. The only asked one question, namely:

"Could you please tell us your honest opinion about the solution for the shortage of food in the rest of the world? "

The opinion poll failed tragically because:
* In Africa they didn't know what "food" was.
* In Eastern-Europe they didn't know what "honest" was.
* In Western-Europe they didn't know what "shortage" was.
* In China they didn't know what "opinion" was.
* In the Middle-East they didn't know what a "solution" was.
* In South-America they didn't know what "please" was.
* In the U.S. they didn't know what "the rest of the world" was.

This is food for thought xD



Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 8:00 AM

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

weird

Ever wondered why are the goodies always matched with baddies, and baddies always matched with goodies? Not always but at the very least, very least, majority.

Ever wondered why are the girls always crying during or after break-ups instead of the guys? Not always but at the very least, very least, in most cases.

Ever wondered.. why girls have period and needless to say, guys don't. They only make girls stop having period, for a period.

- lu

Spirited away @ 6:28 AM

weird

Ever wondered why are the goodies always matched with baddies, and baddies always matched with goodies? Not always but at the very least, very least, majority.

Ever wondered why are the girls always crying during or after break-ups instead of the guys? Not always but at the very least, very least, in most cases.

Ever wondered.. why girls have period and needless to say, guys don't. They only make girls stop having period, for a period.

- lu

Spirited away @ 6:28 AM

weird

Ever wondered why are the goodies always matched with baddies, and baddies always matched with goodies? Not always but at the very least, very least, majority.

Ever wondered why are the girls always crying during or after break-ups instead of the guys? Not always but at the very least, very least, in most cases.

Ever wondered.. why girls have period and needless to say, guys don't. They only make girls stop having period, for a period.

- lu

Spirited away @ 6:28 AM

weird

Ever wondered why are the goodies always matched with baddies, and baddies always matched with goodies? Not always but at the very least, very least, majority.

Ever wondered why are the girls always crying during or after break-ups instead of the guys? Not always but at the very least, very least, in most cases.

Ever wondered.. why girls have period and needless to say, guys don't. They only make girls stop having period, for a period.

- lu

Spirited away @ 6:28 AM

Monday, March 23, 2009

Facts of life

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

True happiness is not always to achieve my goals, but to learn to appreciate with what i have learned.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.



Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 6:01 AM

Facts of life

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

True happiness is not always to achieve my goals, but to learn to appreciate with what i have learned.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.



Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 6:01 AM

Facts of life

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

True happiness is not always to achieve my goals, but to learn to appreciate with what i have learned.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.



Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 6:01 AM

Facts of life

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

True happiness is not always to achieve my goals, but to learn to appreciate with what i have learned.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.



Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 6:01 AM

Saturday, March 21, 2009

MARIKITA

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MARIKITA

Spirited away @ 11:22 PM

MARIKITA

Spirited away @ 11:22 PM

MARIKITA

Spirited away @ 11:22 PM

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Do you hate roaches?

Barbie is 50 years old and she still looks like she's 18.
She must have had loads of Botox.
Same with Hello Kitty.


Hahaha.
Anyway.
There is currently 2 dead cockroaches under the sink, 1 being dead for at least a month now.
The reason they're dead is because I sprayed insecticide under the sink and closed the door whenever I see a shiny black ass lurking...
The reason their fucked up bodies (don't know why, when they die, must lie on their backs) are still there, is because I don't dare to clear their corpse.
No amount of tissue is enough for me to handle them.
I dread the day where I procrastinate long enough and continues to kill roaches that way until it becomes a roach cemetery under the sink, in the brown cabinet.
And then I will stop throwing rubbish into the rubbish chute.
And the place will be infested with roaches as those little fuckers likes rubbish.
Fuck.
Then I will have to kill them all and there will be dead roaches everywhere.
Fuck oh Fuck.
I'm afraid that one day I might need to move because nobody in my family dares to clear the roaches away.
Then I'll be so screwed. SHIAT! Why cant they fucking decompose within a week? DIE ROACHES DIE! THEN DECOMPOSE BEFORE I CAN SEE YOUR BELLY FACING THE CEILING..!

You ugly little thing.



The reason that the roach in the picture is "cute" is because I cannot stand to put a picture that shows the true butt-ugliness of roaches.

I will throw up, then curl up and die.


Gun ;D
(Nope, I'm not scared of roaches though!)

Spirited away @ 6:15 AM

Do you hate roaches?

Barbie is 50 years old and she still looks like she's 18.
She must have had loads of Botox.
Same with Hello Kitty.


Hahaha.
Anyway.
There is currently 2 dead cockroaches under the sink, 1 being dead for at least a month now.
The reason they're dead is because I sprayed insecticide under the sink and closed the door whenever I see a shiny black ass lurking...
The reason their fucked up bodies (don't know why, when they die, must lie on their backs) are still there, is because I don't dare to clear their corpse.
No amount of tissue is enough for me to handle them.
I dread the day where I procrastinate long enough and continues to kill roaches that way until it becomes a roach cemetery under the sink, in the brown cabinet.
And then I will stop throwing rubbish into the rubbish chute.
And the place will be infested with roaches as those little fuckers likes rubbish.
Fuck.
Then I will have to kill them all and there will be dead roaches everywhere.
Fuck oh Fuck.
I'm afraid that one day I might need to move because nobody in my family dares to clear the roaches away.
Then I'll be so screwed. SHIAT! Why cant they fucking decompose within a week? DIE ROACHES DIE! THEN DECOMPOSE BEFORE I CAN SEE YOUR BELLY FACING THE CEILING..!

You ugly little thing.



The reason that the roach in the picture is "cute" is because I cannot stand to put a picture that shows the true butt-ugliness of roaches.

I will throw up, then curl up and die.


Gun ;D
(Nope, I'm not scared of roaches though!)

Spirited away @ 6:15 AM

Do you hate roaches?

Barbie is 50 years old and she still looks like she's 18.
She must have had loads of Botox.
Same with Hello Kitty.


Hahaha.
Anyway.
There is currently 2 dead cockroaches under the sink, 1 being dead for at least a month now.
The reason they're dead is because I sprayed insecticide under the sink and closed the door whenever I see a shiny black ass lurking...
The reason their fucked up bodies (don't know why, when they die, must lie on their backs) are still there, is because I don't dare to clear their corpse.
No amount of tissue is enough for me to handle them.
I dread the day where I procrastinate long enough and continues to kill roaches that way until it becomes a roach cemetery under the sink, in the brown cabinet.
And then I will stop throwing rubbish into the rubbish chute.
And the place will be infested with roaches as those little fuckers likes rubbish.
Fuck.
Then I will have to kill them all and there will be dead roaches everywhere.
Fuck oh Fuck.
I'm afraid that one day I might need to move because nobody in my family dares to clear the roaches away.
Then I'll be so screwed. SHIAT! Why cant they fucking decompose within a week? DIE ROACHES DIE! THEN DECOMPOSE BEFORE I CAN SEE YOUR BELLY FACING THE CEILING..!

You ugly little thing.



The reason that the roach in the picture is "cute" is because I cannot stand to put a picture that shows the true butt-ugliness of roaches.

I will throw up, then curl up and die.


Gun ;D
(Nope, I'm not scared of roaches though!)

Spirited away @ 6:15 AM

Do you hate roaches?

Barbie is 50 years old and she still looks like she's 18.
She must have had loads of Botox.
Same with Hello Kitty.


Hahaha.
Anyway.
There is currently 2 dead cockroaches under the sink, 1 being dead for at least a month now.
The reason they're dead is because I sprayed insecticide under the sink and closed the door whenever I see a shiny black ass lurking...
The reason their fucked up bodies (don't know why, when they die, must lie on their backs) are still there, is because I don't dare to clear their corpse.
No amount of tissue is enough for me to handle them.
I dread the day where I procrastinate long enough and continues to kill roaches that way until it becomes a roach cemetery under the sink, in the brown cabinet.
And then I will stop throwing rubbish into the rubbish chute.
And the place will be infested with roaches as those little fuckers likes rubbish.
Fuck.
Then I will have to kill them all and there will be dead roaches everywhere.
Fuck oh Fuck.
I'm afraid that one day I might need to move because nobody in my family dares to clear the roaches away.
Then I'll be so screwed. SHIAT! Why cant they fucking decompose within a week? DIE ROACHES DIE! THEN DECOMPOSE BEFORE I CAN SEE YOUR BELLY FACING THE CEILING..!

You ugly little thing.



The reason that the roach in the picture is "cute" is because I cannot stand to put a picture that shows the true butt-ugliness of roaches.

I will throw up, then curl up and die.


Gun ;D
(Nope, I'm not scared of roaches though!)

Spirited away @ 6:15 AM

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Watched these before? Enjoy!
Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 6:54 AM

Watched these before? Enjoy!
Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 6:54 AM

Watched these before? Enjoy!
Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 6:54 AM

Watched these before? Enjoy!
Gun ;D

Spirited away @ 6:54 AM

WE ARE BACK :}

its march holidays now SO KAI XIN! but its only a week i think MOE should kan kai abit and stop the pace of life. everyone is chionging and chionging what if everyone break down one day like machines and all die? left MOE? LOLLLLL. that will be so bu kan se xiang =____=

LW

Spirited away @ 5:22 AM

WE ARE BACK :}

its march holidays now SO KAI XIN! but its only a week i think MOE should kan kai abit and stop the pace of life. everyone is chionging and chionging what if everyone break down one day like machines and all die? left MOE? LOLLLLL. that will be so bu kan se xiang =____=

LW

Spirited away @ 5:22 AM

WE ARE BACK :}

its march holidays now SO KAI XIN! but its only a week i think MOE should kan kai abit and stop the pace of life. everyone is chionging and chionging what if everyone break down one day like machines and all die? left MOE? LOLLLLL. that will be so bu kan se xiang =____=

LW

Spirited away @ 5:22 AM

WE ARE BACK :}

its march holidays now SO KAI XIN! but its only a week i think MOE should kan kai abit and stop the pace of life. everyone is chionging and chionging what if everyone break down one day like machines and all die? left MOE? LOLLLLL. that will be so bu kan se xiang =____=

LW

Spirited away @ 5:22 AM

Thursday, March 12, 2009

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Thank you for your kind understanding.
We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused.

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Please take note that the Posting Service will be down during this period.
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Do continue clicking the Nuffnang Ads because they are still operating. It doesn't cost you much time it's only a few seconds to do a click so keep the clicks coming everyday!!

Thank you for your kind understanding.
We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused.

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Urgent Maintenance.

Dear Readers,

There will be a Server Check for ExtraONLY from 12 March to ASAP.

Please take note that the Posting Service will be down during this period.
ExtraONLY tag services will NOT be affected.

Do continue clicking the Nuffnang Ads because they are still operating. It doesn't cost you much time it's only a few seconds to do a click so keep the clicks coming everyday!!

Thank you for your kind understanding.
We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused.

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Smart bimbo.

Analyse this:

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT’.

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that

#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn’t any heat, and
#3 - it was too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.

What do you think that guy did?

Gun :D

Spirited away @ 7:59 AM

Smart bimbo.

Analyse this:

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT’.

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that

#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn’t any heat, and
#3 - it was too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.

What do you think that guy did?

Gun :D

Spirited away @ 7:59 AM

Smart bimbo.

Analyse this:

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT’.

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that

#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn’t any heat, and
#3 - it was too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.

What do you think that guy did?

Gun :D

Spirited away @ 7:59 AM

Smart bimbo.

Analyse this:

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT’.

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that

#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn’t any heat, and
#3 - it was too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.

What do you think that guy did?

Gun :D

Spirited away @ 7:59 AM

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Batman alive!

This story is a about a guy who goes to a police station to make a report.

Man: "Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officer, who have assaulted me at the cafe."

Sergeant: "Can I have your name pls?"

Man: "Batman."

Sergeant: "Batman?"

Man: "Yes, Batman."

Sergeant: "You trying to be funny is it?"

Man: "No."

Sergeant: "Then what is your father’s name?"

Man: "Suparman."

Sergeant: "Hey, you trying to be funny is it?"

Man: "No."

Sergeant: "You are telling me that you are BATMAN, the son of SUPERMAN."

Man: "Yes."

Sergeant: "You're really too much you know, I can charge you for this offence for lying your name to an officer. Show me your IC."

Now take a look at the photo below.



Well, ever seen something like this?

Stay tuned, Gun.

Spirited away @ 5:43 AM

Batman alive!

This story is a about a guy who goes to a police station to make a report.

Man: "Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officer, who have assaulted me at the cafe."

Sergeant: "Can I have your name pls?"

Man: "Batman."

Sergeant: "Batman?"

Man: "Yes, Batman."

Sergeant: "You trying to be funny is it?"

Man: "No."

Sergeant: "Then what is your father’s name?"

Man: "Suparman."

Sergeant: "Hey, you trying to be funny is it?"

Man: "No."

Sergeant: "You are telling me that you are BATMAN, the son of SUPERMAN."

Man: "Yes."

Sergeant: "You're really too much you know, I can charge you for this offence for lying your name to an officer. Show me your IC."

Now take a look at the photo below.



Well, ever seen something like this?

Stay tuned, Gun.

Spirited away @ 5:43 AM

Batman alive!

This story is a about a guy who goes to a police station to make a report.

Man: "Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officer, who have assaulted me at the cafe."

Sergeant: "Can I have your name pls?"

Man: "Batman."

Sergeant: "Batman?"

Man: "Yes, Batman."

Sergeant: "You trying to be funny is it?"

Man: "No."

Sergeant: "Then what is your father’s name?"

Man: "Suparman."

Sergeant: "Hey, you trying to be funny is it?"

Man: "No."

Sergeant: "You are telling me that you are BATMAN, the son of SUPERMAN."

Man: "Yes."

Sergeant: "You're really too much you know, I can charge you for this offence for lying your name to an officer. Show me your IC."

Now take a look at the photo below.



Well, ever seen something like this?

Stay tuned, Gun.

Spirited away @ 5:43 AM

Batman alive!

This story is a about a guy who goes to a police station to make a report.

Man: "Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officer, who have assaulted me at the cafe."

Sergeant: "Can I have your name pls?"

Man: "Batman."

Sergeant: "Batman?"

Man: "Yes, Batman."

Sergeant: "You trying to be funny is it?"

Man: "No."

Sergeant: "Then what is your father’s name?"

Man: "Suparman."

Sergeant: "Hey, you trying to be funny is it?"

Man: "No."

Sergeant: "You are telling me that you are BATMAN, the son of SUPERMAN."

Man: "Yes."

Sergeant: "You're really too much you know, I can charge you for this offence for lying your name to an officer. Show me your IC."

Now take a look at the photo below.



Well, ever seen something like this?

Stay tuned, Gun.

Spirited away @ 5:43 AM

Monday, March 9, 2009

Roadsigns,

We all know that signs tell us something.. But have you ever seen signs as ridiculous as these? Check them out, I'm sure you'll never find these just anywhere.
Enjoy ;D


Gun :D

Spirited away @ 5:32 AM

Roadsigns,

We all know that signs tell us something.. But have you ever seen signs as ridiculous as these? Check them out, I'm sure you'll never find these just anywhere.
Enjoy ;D


Gun :D

Spirited away @ 5:32 AM

Roadsigns,

We all know that signs tell us something.. But have you ever seen signs as ridiculous as these? Check them out, I'm sure you'll never find these just anywhere.
Enjoy ;D


Gun :D

Spirited away @ 5:32 AM

Roadsigns,

We all know that signs tell us something.. But have you ever seen signs as ridiculous as these? Check them out, I'm sure you'll never find these just anywhere.
Enjoy ;D


Gun :D

Spirited away @ 5:32 AM

3 body creature

so many ants sliding on my table wtf, sibei pekcek.

, LaLa.

Spirited away @ 3:33 AM