Thursday, March 19, 2009
Do you hate roaches?
Barbie is 50 years old and she still looks like she's 18.She must have had loads of Botox.
Same with Hello Kitty.
Hahaha.
Anyway.
There is currently 2 dead cockroaches under the sink, 1 being dead for at least a month now.
The reason they're dead is because I sprayed insecticide under the sink and closed the door whenever I see a shiny black ass lurking...
The reason their fucked up bodies (don't know why, when they die, must lie on their backs) are still there, is because I don't dare to clear their corpse.
No amount of tissue is enough for me to handle them.
I dread the day where I procrastinate long enough and continues to kill roaches that way until it becomes a roach cemetery under the sink, in the brown cabinet.
And then I will stop throwing rubbish into the rubbish chute.
And the place will be infested with roaches as those little fuckers likes rubbish.
Fuck.
Then I will have to kill them all and there will be dead roaches everywhere.
Fuck oh Fuck.
I'm afraid that one day I might need to move because nobody in my family dares to clear the roaches away.
Then I'll be so screwed. SHIAT! Why cant they fucking decompose within a week? DIE ROACHES DIE! THEN DECOMPOSE BEFORE I CAN SEE YOUR BELLY FACING THE CEILING..!
You ugly little thing.
The reason that the roach in the picture is "cute" is because I cannot stand to put a picture that shows the true butt-ugliness of roaches.
I will throw up, then curl up and die.
Gun ;D
(Nope, I'm not scared of roaches though!)